LAST SEEN: Surfing the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami
TECHNIQUE: Wears two ultra-thin surfboards, one on each leg, while being towed behind a motorboat.
ORIGIN OF NICKNAME: To distinguish him from the slightly less pleasant Regular Johnny D.
STYLE: Theravada Buddhism
LOCATION: Arunachal Pradesh
ACTUAL SURFING ABILTY: Minimal
—Brendan Patrick Hennessy, 17 January 2009