A PARTAL LIST OF SURFING GRANDMASTERS I HAVE TO DEFEAT IN ORDER TO BECOME WORLD SURFING CHAMPION

Rex Fortune

WHEREABOUTS: Unknown

LAST SEEN: Surfing the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami

DEAD?: Probably

"Sweet" Johnny D

TECHNIQUE: Wears two ultra-thin surfboards, one on each leg, while being towed behind a motorboat.

ORIGIN OF NICKNAME: To distinguish him from the slightly less pleasant Regular Johnny D.

Master Wu

STYLE: Theravada Buddhism

LOCATION: Arunachal Pradesh

ACTUAL SURFING ABILTY: Minimal


Brendan Patrick Hennessy, 17 January 2009